Encounter With Death

I WAS JUST CLOSING THE DOOR SO THAT MY DOGGIE COULDNT COME IN AND I FELT SOMETHING BENEATH MY HEEL AND OMFG WHAT WAS IT!!! IT WAS A MILLIPEDE OMFG!!!!!! I GOT SUPER FREAKED OUT OMFG OMFG OMFG!!!!! I ABSOLUTELY ABHOR AND DESPISE WORMS!!!!!!!! I RAN A FAR FAR DISTANCE THEN WHEN I RECOMPOSED MYSELF I CAME BACK AND STARTED TO PROD THE DISGUSTING CREATURE. AFTER A WHILE I FINALLY CONTAINED THE DISGUSTING THING AND NOW I AM HERE RECOUNTING TO YOU MY EXPERIENCE OF LIFE AND DEATH. TO ALL THE READERS OUT THERE, BEWARE SO THAT YOU DO NOT EXPERIENCE THE ABSOLUTE HELL THAT I DID FOR THOSE HORRIFYING 5 MINUTES OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WAS JUST LUCKY THAT I DIDNT SQUISH THE DISGUSTING CREATURE AND DIRTY MY HEEL OMG. YOU SHOULD BE GLAD THAT YOU HAVE NOT EXPERIENCED SUCH A DANGEROUS ENCOUNTER OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT. BE GLAD THAT YOUR HOUSE IS WORM FREE BUT IF IT ISNT I WILL NOT PRAY FOR U. THE CONTAINER WITH THE DISGUSTING THING IS IN FRONT OF ME NOW AND I WILL BE TAKING PICTURES OF IT TO RECORD THE HELL THIS CREATURE HAS BROUGHT ME. IT EVEN BRINGS SHUDDERS TO ME WHEN I CARRY THIS CONTAINTER. AVERY OUT.